Every person at a certain period of his life thought about the fact that centuries-old attempts to reveal this secret have not yet led to results; scientists are still debating on this topic. It is logical that the truth must be sought in the most ancient sources, which are closest to the moment of the origin of life.
Theory one: God created humanity
One of the first legends that sounded authentic were the stories that people were created, that is, by God. Many peoples believed that the first were made of clay. It is not known for certain why this particular material was considered “human.” Most likely, this is due to the fact that clay is a radioactive substance, which is explained by the presence of uranium in its composition, and during decay it can release significant amounts of energy. The ancestors claimed that this was the energy that was used to create living beings. The legends about the first woman and man are known throughout the world.
Theory two: hermaphrodite people
According to other myths that tell how the first one appeared, they originated from certain hermaphrodite creatures. The adherents of this theory were the peoples of Africa and Sudan. They believed that the division of people by gender occurred after a huge number of years.
Theory three: aliens
Modern versions of how people were born connected this fact with the presence of alien life. People believed that unearthly creatures came to Earth and created life on the planet using artificial methods.
Theory four: living cell
For a long time, many scientists rejoiced, believing that they had solved the mystery of how people appeared on Earth. It seemed quite obvious to them that the emergence of humanity was associated with the formation of a living cell.
They built various models of how a living cell was born from inanimate matter under the influence of chemical processes. It was argued that this living particle was located in the earth's ocean, which at that time was simply seething with chemical reactions.
It was later proven that everything necessary for the emergence of life was in space long before the formation of the Earth. Scientists insisted that the appearance of a living cell is a random coincidence of circumstances and unforeseen biochemical processes that explain how one person appeared.
However, there were people who actively refuted this version, since the content of the genetic code is an abstract record that is impossible to predict. who first discovered the genetic code, argued that a living cell could not arise on its own. But even if we assume that this happened, there is no explanation for why such a variety of living forms arose that arose as a result of a single cell.
Adherents of this theory cited the development of Darwin as an example of how people were born, who believed that all living things were formed as a result of random and chaotic mutations. As a result of natural selection, forms that were unsuitable and unadapted to life died. And those strongest who survived continued to survive and develop.
Today, such a theory of how people appeared on Earth does not stand up to criticism. Despite numerous excavations, it was not possible to find a single creature from which another creature could have arisen. If Darwin were right, we would now be seeing strange and wonderful monsters.
The recent discovery that most genetic mutations have a clear direction has finally disqualified the "chance" theory. And the rest of the mutations, which are caused by disorders in the body, cannot carry anything constructive.
Theory five: evolution
The assumptions of this theory are that the ancient ancestors of humans were great apes, or monkeys. The modification had 4 stages:
The flaw in this theory was that scientists were unable to explain in detail how mutations could contribute to the emergence of complex life forms. So far, not a single type of beneficial mutation has been discovered; they all lead to gene destruction.
Theory six: Hyperboreans and Lemurians
Esoteric history has its own interpretation of how people appeared on Earth. It is argued that before modern humanity, the planet was inhabited by huge giants called Lemurians and Hyperboreans. However, the theory was criticized because, according to this, this simply could not happen. Our planet does not have enough resources to feed such giants. And this is not the only refutation. If the growth of these creatures really reached enormous sizes, they would not be able to lift themselves, and with a sharp movement the force of inertia would knock them down. In addition, their vessels would not withstand such a load, and the blood flow would break through their walls.
This is only a small part of the theories, but practical experience shows that each person chooses a version according to his worldview.
Numerous studies have proven that initially all embryos are female, and only during the period of hormonal changes some of them transform into the male sex. Many scientists believe that this is due to changes in the male genotype, which lead to abnormalities in the Y chromosome. It is she who determines the male gender. According to these data, after some time the planet will be inhabited by hermaphrodite women. US experts support this theory, as they were able to prove that the female chromosome is much older than the male one.
With the help of modern research, a huge number of facts have been discovered, but even they do not provide a clear explanation of how and where man appeared. Therefore, people have no choice but to choose the most acceptable theory of the origin of life, trusting their intuition.
Scientists, theologians, philosophers - everyone has been trying since ancient times to answer the question of where man came from on Earth. At the same time, theorists were divided into three camps: some believe in God's providence, others in Darwin, and others in alien intervention.
According to Darwin's theory, man descended from Neanderthal man, that is, he gradually evolved from a monkey to a humanoid creature. But how did Cro-Magnons, tall, slender and beautiful, appear instead of the bestial Neanderthals forty thousand years ago? After all, the study of the genetic code of a Neanderthal man showed a very big difference with the genetic code of a Cro-Magnon man, that is, a modern type of person.
Perhaps this mystery can be solved with the help of ancient legends, in which there are always references to certain gods who came from the sky, flying deities who descended to Earth and took the most beautiful girls as wives. “They began to go in to the daughters of men, and they began to give birth to them,” the ancient texts say.
Similar facts are described in many sources and even in the Bible. There is a version that these long-standing contacts led to the mixing of blood and the birth of healthy, beautiful people.
Mysterious aliens in ancient times intervened in many earthly events; they often reconciled warring tribes and stopped wars. The writings of the prophet Ezekiel narrating events that took place at the beginning of the sixth century BC, in particular, tell about the incident when he was on the Chebar River among the migrants.
At that moment, people were thinking about how to get to the other side of the river. Suddenly a phenomenon unusual for that time appeared: “...a large cloud, fire, and spreading glow appeared. The likeness of four animals flew out of the fire; they had an appearance similar to that of a human.
They had wings, and ordinary hands were visible under them. The wings touched each other, keeping them in the air. If the movement of the wings stopped, then they seemed to cover the bodies of these creatures.” One can only envy the accuracy and detail of the description of those events.
The Bible mentions the most ancient encounters between man and aliens, and describes in detail the “angels” who visited the city of Sodom. According to biblical texts, these “angels” needed food and shelter, and physiologically they were so similar to people that the local “men” almost “dishonored” them. The "Angels" had to flee the city. After this, Sodom was destroyed. Holy Scripture talks about angels as humanoid creatures.
However, it may very well be that everything is just the opposite - the Cro-Magnon man, that is, a modern type of man, who miraculously appeared on Earth overnight, is “angel-like.” This fantastic hypothesis is still waiting to be confirmed.
It is believed that humanity in a civilized form, that is, when it began to use writing, appeared about five thousand years ago. By the standards of the Universe, this is a very short period of time. Official science prefers to delicately sidestep the issue of the existence of previously highly developed civilizations.
There is constant emphasis on the fact that the current generation of people is the only one on the planet that has reached the pinnacle of development in technical terms, although many indirect evidence suggests that this is not so.
In addition to Atlantis, described in their dialogues by Plato and Herodotus, and the legendary northern country of Hyperborea, there were also mainland states that reached unprecedented prosperity at the same time. Even with all the disdainful attitude of many historians towards such mythical peoples, some artifacts confirming their existence have been found, and many of them are on the territory of modern China. In contrast
from the island states that ceased to exist due to natural disasters and went under water, the territory of the ancient Chinese empire was preserved much better. Archaeologists have discovered pyramidal structures similar to those in Egypt and South America.
By the way, not so long ago, Novosibirsk scientists confirmed the existence in ancient times of a single Arctic continent - Arctida-Hyperborea. According to their research, published in the international journal Precambrian Research, Franz Josef Land, the Spitsbergen archipelago, the Kara Sea shelf and the New Siberian Islands used to be one continent.
At the same time, researchers were able to prove that the continent of Arctida existed twice, with a difference of 500 million years.
Before this, it was believed that after the collapse of the continent, the relief acquired its modern appearance. However, recent studies have shown that 250 million years ago, parts of the continent were reunited again, and only after the second disintegration were the coastline shapes that we can see now formed.
This discovery once again confirmed that the Indian and Slavic legends about the distant northern ancestral home are not a myth, but a description, albeit very ancient, but very real events of the past of humanity, in contrast to the official version of history.
The ancient Egyptians, Chinese, Atlanteans, Hyperboreans, peoples of the South American or African continents were united by the possession of technologies that were fantastic even for our time. Scientists still have not been able to find the answer to how they managed to lift giant blocks during the construction of the pyramids or install giant statues on Easter Island.
And there are many such examples. Take, for example, the mythical Tower of Babel, mentioned in biblical history. The described structure is reminiscent of modern skyscrapers, and accordingly, it is impossible to build it without accurate calculations of loads and analyzes of the rocks under the structure.
Made only of stone, without a metal frame, the building would not be able to support even its own weight or would tilt, as happened with the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It is possible that the structure in Babylon (like the pyramids) also had a completely different purpose in technical terms. There is no reliable evidence that the tower had a round base, so it is possible that the Babylonians also built a pyramid. Subsequently, as we know, the building was destroyed, and the city itself fell into decay.
The legends of all these peoples always mention certain gods who came from the sky... and then follows a description of some apparatus, identified by contemporaries with some fantastic creature.
Why does no one know exactly how and when man appeared on Earth? After all, knowledge about nature and the teachings of great philosophers came to us thousands of years later. But knowledge about how the pyramids were built has disappeared. Knowledge about the first man also disappeared. Maybe they were deliberately “erased” from people’s memory?
So where does the human race come from? With each subsequent discovery in genetics, there are fewer and fewer supporters of Darwinism, and there is more and more evidence of the impossibility of the independent origin of species.
The version of the intervention of extraterrestrial intelligence is the most relevant today, especially since it is quite organically linked with religious teachings, not only current ones, but also those that have long been artifacts.
First man
Adam; Michelangelo
Religious views
According to the Book of Genesis: in Judaism, Christianity
According to the ideas of Kabbalah, the spiritual development of humanity began with Adam. For the first time in the history of mankind, he received a desire to understand the spiritual world and comprehended the nature of both worlds - the material and the spiritual. Adam is credited with the authorship of the ancient Kabbalistic book “Sefer Raziel ha-malach” (Book of the angel Raziel).
Among the ancient Germans and Scandinavians
From sparks and melt water arose the giant Ymir and the cow Audumla, who fed him with her milk. From the sweat of Ymir a couple was born - a man and a woman, and one leg with the other conceived a son. These were the first frost giants. Ask and Embla are people whom the gods found on the seashore in the form of tree prototypes, lifeless and “devoid of fate”; having revived them, they gave them reason and speech. (See also Storms).
Based on the Sumerian epic Enuma Elish
Among the ancient Indians
Purusha - according to the mythology of Ancient India, a creature living in the human heart and at the same time inhabiting the Cosmos. Moreover, every human being carries within itself a particle of immortality. vtsvtsvtsv
Among the ancient Persians
In the culture of Ancient Persia, the first ancestor of people was Gayomart, who emitted light. After the death of Gayomart, all the metals “sprayed” from his body, the soul turned into gold, and the first married couple appeared from the seed, in the form of a rhubarb bush: Mashya and Mashyana.
In Ancient Greece
Phoroneus is the ancestor and creator of humanity, the son of the river god Inach and the nymph Melia. The historian Akusilaus called him in his Genealogy the first "man and the first earthly king", king of the entire Peloponnese. Plato in the Timaeus and Clement of Alexandria in the Stromata also argued that Phoroneus was the first man or the “father of mortals.”
East Africa
One day a toad crawled onto a deserted seashore - the first creature on the earth's surface. In those days there was nothing in the sky except the Moon. The Moon had an idea to create a man, and she told the Toad about it. But the toad outpaced the moon and, swelling beyond belief, gave birth to two twins - a man and a woman. These were the first people on earth.
The Moon was angry with the Toad and incinerated her. Taking into her care people - the children of Toad, she helped them bring their bodies to perfection, endowed them with reason and the gift of speech, giving them a resemblance to modern people. And the Moon named the man Bateta, and the woman Hannah.
Bateta and Hannah lived on earth several times longer than people live now, and when life became not a joy for them, the Moon, as promised, descended to earth and took them with it. Soon their firstborns died and were buried in the ground, and then death began to come for people more and more often.
West Africa
In heaven, Olorun, the Supreme Being, began to create the first people. Orisha Nla sculpted their forms from the earth, but only Olorun could breathe life into them. Orisha Nla hid in Olorun's workshop to spy on how this would happen. But Olorun found out about this and put Orisha Nla into a deep sleep; so that only Olorun knows the secret of reviving the body. To this day, Orisha Nla makes new human bodies through the father and mother of the unborn newborn, but it is Olorun who breathes life into them.
According to the Koran in Islam
Unlike the Bible, which gives a systematic account of Adam, the Qur'an mentions Adam in several separate suras (chapters). Individual verses (verses) mentioning his name are scattered throughout the Quran. In the thirty-second sura “Petition” it is said that Allah created Adam from clay:
“He is the One who knows the hidden and the manifest, the great, the merciful, who made beautiful all things that he created, and created man for the first time from clay” (32:6-7).
The second sura “Cow” most fully reveals the purpose of Adam:
And your Lord said to the angels: “I will appoint a governor on earth.” They asked: “Will You place on earth someone who will sin and shed blood, while we glorify You with praise and sanctify You?” Allah replied: “Verily, I know what you do not know” (verse 30). And Allah taught Adam all the names, then asked the angels about them and told them: “Explain to me [the essence] of these names, if you are sincere” (verse 31). The angels replied: “Praise be to you! We know only what You taught us. Verily, You are the omniscient, the wise” (verse 32). Allah said: “O Adam! Explain to them [the essence of] names.” When Adam explained to the angels the [essence of] names, Allah said: “Did I not tell you that I know the unseen of the heavens and the earth, I know what you do openly and what you conceal?” (verse 33). And then We commanded the angels: “Prostrate yourself before Adam.” Everyone fell on their faces except Iblis, [who] refused [to prostrate], became proud and became an unbeliever (verse 34). Then We said: “O Adam! Settle with your wife in the Garden of Eden, eat there to your heart’s content, whatever you want, but do not approach this tree, otherwise you will be among the wicked” (verse 35).
The seventh sura “Fences” tells about the reasons for Iblis’s discontent:
[Allah] asked: “What prevents you from bowing down, since I commanded you?” [Iblis] replied: “I am better than him: You created me from fire, and him from clay” (verse 12). Then Allah warned Adam: “And then We said: “O Adam! Truly, he is an enemy to you and your wife. May he not force you both to leave heaven - because [then] you will become unhappy” (twentieth sura “Ta Ha”, 117 verse). In paradise you will neither have to starve nor walk naked, there you will not suffer from thirst or heat.” But the shaitan began to whisper to him: “O Adam! Shall I show you a tree [with fruits that bestow] eternity and eternal power?” [Adam and his wife] ate [the fruit of that tree], and they saw their nakedness. They began to cover themselves with the leaves of the trees of paradise folded [together]. So Adam disobeyed his Lord and went astray from the right path. Then the Lord chose him [from among others], forgave him and directed him to the straight path. [Allah] said: “Descend from Paradise, both of you, and let some [of your descendants] be the enemies of others. If, by my will, you step on the straight path, then whoever follows it will not be in error or in disaster” (verses 118-123).
see also
Links
Literature
- Lafargue P., The Myth of Adam and Eve, [trans. with German], St. Petersburg. 1906;
- Trencheni-Valdapfel I., Social background for two myths about Adam, in the book: Origin of the Bible, M., 1964;
- Gunkel N., Die Urgeschichte und die Patriarchen, Gott., 1911;
- Hubner P., Vom ersten Menschen wird erzählt in Mythen, Wissenschaft und Kunst, Düsseldorf, ;
- Patai R., Adam we-Adamah, Jerusalem, 1942;
- Quispel G., Der gnostische Anthropos und die jüdische Tradition, “Eranos Jahrbuch”, 1953, Bd 22;
- Röhrich L., Adam und Eva, 1968;
- Schûöpfungsmythen, Darmstadt, 1977;
- Strothmann F., Die Anschauungen von der Weltschöpfung im alten Testament, Münster. 1933;
- Westermann C., Der Mensch im Urgeschehen, “Kerygma und Dogma”, 1967, Jg. 13, H. 4.
- Beck E., lblis und Mensch, Satan und Adam: der Werdegang einer koranischen Erzählung, “Le Museon”, 1976, v. 89, fasc. 1-2.
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First man
Adam; Michelangelo
Religious views
According to the Book of Genesis: in Judaism, Christianity
According to the ideas of Kabbalah, the spiritual development of humanity began with Adam. For the first time in the history of mankind, he received a desire to understand the spiritual world and comprehended the nature of both worlds - the material and the spiritual. Adam is credited with the authorship of the ancient Kabbalistic book “Sefer Raziel ha-malach” (Book of the angel Raziel).
Among the ancient Germans and Scandinavians
From sparks and melt water arose the giant Ymir and the cow Audumla, who fed him with her milk. From the sweat of Ymir a couple was born - a man and a woman, and one leg with the other conceived a son. These were the first frost giants. Ask and Embla are people whom the gods found on the seashore in the form of tree prototypes, lifeless and “devoid of fate”; having revived them, they gave them reason and speech. (See also Storms).
Based on the Sumerian epic Enuma Elish
Among the ancient Indians
Purusha - according to the mythology of Ancient India, a creature living in the human heart and at the same time inhabiting the Cosmos. Moreover, every human being carries within itself a particle of immortality. vtsvtsvtsv
Among the ancient Persians
In the culture of Ancient Persia, the first ancestor of people was Gayomart, who emitted light. After the death of Gayomart, all the metals “sprayed” from his body, the soul turned into gold, and the first married couple appeared from the seed, in the form of a rhubarb bush: Mashya and Mashyana.
In Ancient Greece
Phoroneus is the ancestor and creator of humanity, the son of the river god Inach and the nymph Melia. The historian Akusilaus called him in his Genealogy the first "man and the first earthly king", king of the entire Peloponnese. Plato in the Timaeus and Clement of Alexandria in the Stromata also argued that Phoroneus was the first man or the “father of mortals.”
East Africa
One day a toad crawled onto a deserted seashore - the first creature on the earth's surface. In those days there was nothing in the sky except the Moon. The Moon had an idea to create a man, and she told the Toad about it. But the toad outpaced the moon and, swelling beyond belief, gave birth to two twins - a man and a woman. These were the first people on earth.
The Moon was angry with the Toad and incinerated her. Taking into her care people - the children of Toad, she helped them bring their bodies to perfection, endowed them with reason and the gift of speech, giving them a resemblance to modern people. And the Moon named the man Bateta, and the woman Hannah.
Bateta and Hannah lived on earth several times longer than people live now, and when life became not a joy for them, the Moon, as promised, descended to earth and took them with it. Soon their firstborns died and were buried in the ground, and then death began to come for people more and more often.
West Africa
In heaven, Olorun, the Supreme Being, began to create the first people. Orisha Nla sculpted their forms from the earth, but only Olorun could breathe life into them. Orisha Nla hid in Olorun's workshop to spy on how this would happen. But Olorun found out about this and put Orisha Nla into a deep sleep; so that only Olorun knows the secret of reviving the body. To this day, Orisha Nla makes new human bodies through the father and mother of the unborn newborn, but it is Olorun who breathes life into them.
According to the Koran in Islam
Unlike the Bible, which gives a systematic account of Adam, the Qur'an mentions Adam in several separate suras (chapters). Individual verses (verses) mentioning his name are scattered throughout the Quran. In the thirty-second sura “Petition” it is said that Allah created Adam from clay:
“He is the One who knows the hidden and the manifest, the great, the merciful, who made beautiful all things that he created, and created man for the first time from clay” (32:6-7).
The second sura “Cow” most fully reveals the purpose of Adam:
And your Lord said to the angels: “I will appoint a governor on earth.” They asked: “Will You place on earth someone who will sin and shed blood, while we glorify You with praise and sanctify You?” Allah replied: “Verily, I know what you do not know” (verse 30). And Allah taught Adam all the names, then asked the angels about them and told them: “Explain to me [the essence] of these names, if you are sincere” (verse 31). The angels replied: “Praise be to you! We know only what You taught us. Verily, You are the omniscient, the wise” (verse 32). Allah said: “O Adam! Explain to them [the essence of] names.” When Adam explained to the angels the [essence of] names, Allah said: “Did I not tell you that I know the unseen of the heavens and the earth, I know what you do openly and what you conceal?” (verse 33). And then We commanded the angels: “Prostrate yourself before Adam.” Everyone fell on their faces except Iblis, [who] refused [to prostrate], became proud and became an unbeliever (verse 34). Then We said: “O Adam! Settle with your wife in the Garden of Eden, eat there to your heart’s content, whatever you want, but do not approach this tree, otherwise you will be among the wicked” (verse 35).
The seventh sura “Fences” tells about the reasons for Iblis’s discontent:
[Allah] asked: “What prevents you from bowing down, since I commanded you?” [Iblis] replied: “I am better than him: You created me from fire, and him from clay” (verse 12). Then Allah warned Adam: “And then We said: “O Adam! Truly, he is an enemy to you and your wife. May he not force you both to leave heaven - because [then] you will become unhappy” (twentieth sura “Ta Ha”, 117 verse). In paradise you will neither have to starve nor walk naked, there you will not suffer from thirst or heat.” But the shaitan began to whisper to him: “O Adam! Shall I show you a tree [with fruits that bestow] eternity and eternal power?” [Adam and his wife] ate [the fruit of that tree], and they saw their nakedness. They began to cover themselves with the leaves of the trees of paradise folded [together]. So Adam disobeyed his Lord and went astray from the right path. Then the Lord chose him [from among others], forgave him and directed him to the straight path. [Allah] said: “Descend from Paradise, both of you, and let some [of your descendants] be the enemies of others. If, by my will, you step on the straight path, then whoever follows it will not be in error or in disaster” (verses 118-123).
see also
Links
Literature
- Lafargue P., The Myth of Adam and Eve, [trans. with German], St. Petersburg. 1906;
- Trencheni-Valdapfel I., Social background for two myths about Adam, in the book: Origin of the Bible, M., 1964;
- Gunkel N., Die Urgeschichte und die Patriarchen, Gott., 1911;
- Hubner P., Vom ersten Menschen wird erzählt in Mythen, Wissenschaft und Kunst, Düsseldorf, ;
- Patai R., Adam we-Adamah, Jerusalem, 1942;
- Quispel G., Der gnostische Anthropos und die jüdische Tradition, “Eranos Jahrbuch”, 1953, Bd 22;
- Röhrich L., Adam und Eva, 1968;
- Schûöpfungsmythen, Darmstadt, 1977;
- Strothmann F., Die Anschauungen von der Weltschöpfung im alten Testament, Münster. 1933;
- Westermann C., Der Mensch im Urgeschehen, “Kerygma und Dogma”, 1967, Jg. 13, H. 4.
- Beck E., lblis und Mensch, Satan und Adam: der Werdegang einer koranischen Erzählung, “Le Museon”, 1976, v. 89, fasc. 1-2.
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There are several theories regarding the origin of people on our planet. The simplest theory is set forth in the Old Testament. It quite simply describes the process of creating a person.
On the seventh day, God (the Almighty, Jehovah, Allah, etc.) thought deeply about the problem of further development of the Earth. The plants grew and produced tasty and healthy fruits, but their development stopped there. The sea creatures swam deep in the sea and did not want to explore the open space. Even dolphins, whose brains are so powerful that they can solve logical problems, remained in the water.
Dogs and cats, horses and cows did not make any effort to begin any kind of construction, to begin the development of the earth's bowels, to sow fields, to create tools. Birds could only fly and hide in the foliage of trees.
That's when God decided that he needed to create a creature in his own image and likeness. He collected clay and began experimenting. I sculpted the torso, arms and legs, and thought of attaching a head too. He thoughtfully created eyes on the head, cut a hole for the mouth, and pierced a couple of holes in the nose. I fiddled with the ears a little. I added something extra so that the created male creature would always be preoccupied with the problem of having this “something.”
Clay is a fairly plastic material. Therefore, upon completion of sculpting, the finished body was sent to a small stove for firing and imparting some hardness.
Having examined what he had done, God decided to breathe in his soul. He brought the mouth of the created creature closer to his mouth and exhaled deeply, approximately the same way as artificial respiration is performed. The human being opened his eyes and began to look around. God called his work Adam and began to give him knowledge.
Adam turned out to be not a very diligent student, so he could not understand the full depth of the knowledge given to him. God looked at Adam sadly. I realized that he needed additional incentive. After some thought, he decided to continue the experiment. There was still some clay left, from which he created Eve. God was no longer in a hurry when creating an alternative creature, so he deliberately made several “mistakes” - Eve turned out to be attractive, her eyes turned out to be much larger and more graceful than Adam’s. The figure of Eve itself turned out to be much more attractive and sexier than the rough male design.
When creating Eve, God had a thought that there should be some kind of unity between both people. Therefore, after briefly putting Adam to sleep, he performed surgery on his body, removed one rib and inserted it into Eve’s body. God did not skimp on a number of additional decorations for the created body, attached an attractive chest, created an amazing waist, provided the body with slender legs and a rounded wide pelvis.
In creating Eve, God worked with all his soul. He fully embodied his erotic wishes in Eve. She became a “divine” creature. Upon completion of modeling, the new body was not subjected to prolonged heat treatment. Therefore, the skin turned out to be softer and thinner than Adam’s, and the hair was less burned. God forgot that hair growth needed to be organized on the face, so Eve could do without shaving every day.
God breathed the soul into Eve’s body for a long time. She, sensing her emergence, lay for a long time without opening her eyes. She liked the feeling of having someone else's lips on her lips. She also enjoyed the fact that someone was taking care of her, kneading and caressing her whole body.
Finally, Eve opened her eyes and looked around. She didn't like Adam at first, but the cunning was born at the same time as her birth. She decided to raise her companion from this rude creature. She succeeded, she began to pretend to be weak so that Adam would start courting her. Eva liked the man, but she decided not to give him a definite answer to all the directly and frankly posed questions.
Then Adam and Eve did not figure out who was friend and who was enemy, and made unforgivable mistakes. They were expelled from Paradise. They found nothing more interesting than starting to fill the Earth with new people.
This theory was born so long ago that no one has been able to calculate its start date. Comparing the dates of writing of the Old Testament, we can say with firm confidence that the first man appeared 42,457 years and 118 days ago (the author guarantees accuracy and spent a lot of time establishing the exact date). But she gives us in some detail the answer to the question: “How and when did the first man appear?”
Generations followed generations, no one really thought about the theory of human origins. BUT! Charles Darwin was born, who did not want to accept the Old Testament theory as a basis. He began his research in living nature.
Darwin looked for the closest relatives of man and found it. At the same time, he developed his own theory on this process. In a brief summary we can say the following.
Among the herd of monkeys climbing trees, there was one monkey who loved to lie in the shade of trees, look at the clouds, and scratch behind his ears. It was the excessive scratching behind the ears that had an additional effect on the brain. The blood began to influence the cerebral cortex more intensely, and certain thoughts arose from this.
The monkey was somewhat delighted by these thoughts and became wiser. She did not climb the tree for the banana, but took a stick and threw it up. The largest and sweetest bananas grew there at the very top, but it was difficult to get to them - the branches were too thin. The stick flew to the bananas and knocked them to the ground.
The additional stimulation of the brain by the sweeter taste of these bananas made my head itch not only behind my ears. She was itching all over. The monkey scratched her long and hard on all sides. New thoughts arose - my intelligence noticeably increased. From these thoughts and a new mind, the monkey began to work, build a house, dig a garden. Labor forced the monkey to adapt its upper limbs for labor, which required it to stand on its hind limbs. She separated the names of the limbs. Arms and legs appeared.
It was labor that allowed the monkey to stand on its hind legs. At that moment a strong wind blew. Coldness washed over the monkey's body. But she was already smart enough to find a way out in this case too. The monkey looked around for a suitable object and saw large burdocks. Pants were made from these burdocks, which the monkey put on himself. Putting on his pants, the monkey felt superior to the rest of the herd. She proudly called herself a human.
If we believe Darwin, we get the following. The first person called himself a man, not an ape, 45 thousand years ago. The first trousers took a long time to sew (there were no skills in such an interesting activity), so a more precise date is more difficult to determine.
The rest of the herd began to imitate the man. The former monkeys also intensively scratched their heads, worked, stood on their hind legs, and then proudly pulled on their panties. After this they also called themselves human.
There is another theory. It is sometimes called fantastic or cosmic. It was invented in Kashchenko (there is such an interesting establishment). Let us briefly outline it too.
Once upon a time, a spaceship with little green men descended on our planet. They captured a herd of monkeys and implanted CHIPs in their brains. The action of CHIPs turned out to be unusual. The monkeys began to work, think more, sometimes get dressed and walk on their feet. Not all herds of monkeys were given such happiness, so some of them remained in their primitive lot.
Since then, little green men have often visited our planet and monitor how their experiment develops. They are interested in watching us, they sometimes catch some unwary people, drag them into their space saucers and find out people’s secrets. Occasionally they share their knowledge themselves.
The grateful reader can choose any theory of human origins he likes.